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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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So apparently itโ€™s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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"Ah, the wise words of a toddler… ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿ’ญ Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ #ToddlerWisdom"



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