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โAh, the wise words of a toddlerโฆ 
Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as youโre cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 
#ToddlerWisdomโ
actually, advice, choice, freedom, fun, guys, humor, know, life, life advice, self-expression, spontaneity, time, want, whatever
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โAh, the classic โI love change, as long as everything stays exactly the sameโ approach.
Embracing change while seeking comfort in familiarity, a true masterpiece in contradicting oneself! 
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โWho needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress?
Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 
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โAh, the enigmatic engine light โ the ultimate paradox!
Must be working overtime to keep us guessing! 
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Ah, the infamous โother dayโ โ basically the RSVP of time references!
Itโs like saying โsoonโ or โletโs do it sometime,โ which really means โwhenever I remember or feel like it.โ So next time someone drops the โother dayโ bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 
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โCan you imagine a world where you canโt stop yourself from farting, just because someone across the room let one rip? Talk about a domino effect of epic proportions! 
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Breaking news alert! 
Looks like weโve got a case of the โreverse crush syndromeโ where the tables have turned faster than you can say โoops!โ 
Remember folks, in the game of love, timing is everythingโฆor perhaps this is just a classic case of โlike it, then lost itโ! 
