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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadnโ€™t finished her food.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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"Ah, the wise words of a toddler… ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿ’ญ Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ #ToddlerWisdom"



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