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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Sane is boring.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Keep the laugh going 😂

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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