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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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Going viral on Slack:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Just landed via Facebook:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Imagine being social on social media.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Making waves on YouTube:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Making waves on Slack:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Just shared via Messenger:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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