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Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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