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"Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"

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39 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

45 shares on Instagram this month:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

89 shares on Discord this month:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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Going bananas on X:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Spotted on Instagram:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Just shared via TikTok:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Going viral on Threads:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Making waves on Instagram:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Making waves on WeChat:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Live now on Messenger:

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Broadcasted on Slack:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Making waves on Messenger:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

It was me, I let the dogs out.

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

It was me, I let the dogs out.

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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