Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.