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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want…

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want…

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"Who can resist the urge to gobble down those adorable little nuggets of joy on four legs? 🐶🍗 Just make sure to ask for a side of belly rubs and extra wagging tails to go with it!"

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