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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.