Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.
