Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes


Donโ€™t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Witty quote about quick sleeping skills and staying asleep all night, humorous and playful.

Commentary:
"Who needs a snooze button when you can sleep like a champ all night long? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐ŸŒ™ No midnight bathroom trips for this sleep superstar! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿšฝ Sweet dreams and dry sheets, folks! ๐Ÿ˜„ #SleepGoals"


new funny quotes

Wordgag Team