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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

2 months ago

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My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

82 shares on Discord this month:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

56 shares on Threads this month:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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Spotted on WeChat:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Spotted on TikTok:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Broadcasted on Threads:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Breaking via Twitch:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Making waves on X:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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