Don’t throw hate at me, throw money! Commentary:"Who needs hate when you can have cold, hard cash being thrown your way? 💸💸 Keep the negativity and show me the money instead! 🤑 #MoneyOverHate" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen. She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already. Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.