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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”