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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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"Who needs hate when you can have cold, hard cash being thrown your way? 💸💸 Keep the negativity and show me the money instead! 🤑 #MoneyOverHate"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged hate, humor, me, money, sarcasm, throw on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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