Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.
- Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.
- When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”
- I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.
- How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?
