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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.