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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Shared recently on X:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Just shared via Messenger:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Making waves on X:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Making waves on Discord:

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

Making waves on YouTube:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Trending via Telegram:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Witty quote about hidden struggles and humorously questioning hydration efforts.
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"Remember, behind every smiling face lies a hidden struggle. And if you want to add more drama to their day, just casually drop in the hydration reminder – that'll really keep the battle interesting! 💧😅 #ThirstyForSomeLaughs"

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16 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

45 shares on Discord this month:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

61 shares on Discord this month:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Love is in the air fryer.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Please hesitate to reach out.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Going bananas on Discord:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Going viral on Instagram:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Trending via X:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Making waves on Messenger:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Going bananas on Discord:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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