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Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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Talents: eating!

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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