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Sounds like your vocabulary is expanding faster than your patience! 🤯🤬 Remember, a well-placed curse word can be quite cathartic – just don't let it become a full-blown novel! 📚😅

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38 shares on WeChat this month:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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