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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Sounds like your vocabulary is expanding faster than your patience! 🤯🤬 Remember, a well-placed curse word can be quite cathartic – just don't let it become a full-blown novel! 📚😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comedy, communication, curse, curse word, every, frustration, humor, i, myself, new, repeat, sentence, time, word on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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