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Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Trending via Messenger:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Going viral on Telegram:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Just shared via Snapchat:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Just landed via Instagram:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Seen just now on X:

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Just shared via Reddit:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Making waves on Facebook:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Shared recently on X:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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35 shares on Slack this month:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

25 folks are currently checking 👀

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Seen just now on Threads:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Live now on X:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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