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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

Honestly, I donโ€™t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has downloaded:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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Going viral on WeChat:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Making waves on Telegram:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Going viral on Facebook:

Jehovahโ€™s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Just landed via Instagram:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Live now on WeChat:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Vote for me, Iโ€™ll cut the alphabet in half.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Witty quote about online arguments, humorously suggesting a rebellious middle finger taking flight.
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30 shares on YouTube this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

“Whatโ€™s a random act of kindness youโ€™ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Youโ€™re never alone. There’s mold.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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Asking the cashier how Iโ€™m doing today.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has shared:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ has viewed:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has shared:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I donโ€™t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ has downloaded:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ has shared:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Spotted on Pinterest:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Just shared via TikTok:

If youโ€™re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Spotted on TikTok:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Making waves on Threads:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but itโ€™s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Trending via TikTok:

Why do people think itโ€™s ok to ask why a person is single? I donโ€™t ask why youโ€™re unhappily married.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Spotted on Slack:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Live now on Instagram:

Why is everyoneโ€™s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, donโ€™t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Live now on Threads:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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