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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.