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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told…

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told…

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🙏 "Sending thoughts and prayers to all the husbands out there who mistakenly told their wives to 'calm down.' May they find a comfortable couch to sleep on tonight and emerge unscathed in the morning. Amen." 😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, calm, communication, humor, husband, just, little, me, prayer, relationship, say, told on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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