Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.
  • People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
  • We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
  • Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.
  • I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.
  • If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.