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  • Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.
  • Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”
  • Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.
  • God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”
  • Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
  • They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.