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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged change, climate, climate change, commentary, courage, everyone, gods, humor, irony, sacrifice, satire, social, social commentary, virgin on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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