Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods. The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do. Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change. People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day. Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!