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  • I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.
  • I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
  • I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
  • I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.
  • I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.