Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.
  • Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?
  • It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
  • I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.
  • Never trust a wet fart.
  • Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.