Everything will kill you so pick something fun. Posted onOct 5, 2023Oct 5, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEverything will kill you so pick something fun. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend. I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?” Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again. I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.