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  • Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.
  • The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.
  • Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.
  • Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
  • Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.
  • Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.