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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?