Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a  cool piano.”
  • Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
  • Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.
  • Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.
  • Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.
  • Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.