Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Love is like trying to fall asleep during a thunderstorm – loud, unpredictable, and sometimes impossible to achieve 💤⛈️ Embrace the chaos, my sleep-deprived friend!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts? I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.
