Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Love is like trying to fall asleep during a thunderstorm – loud, unpredictable, and sometimes impossible to achieve 💤⛈️ Embrace the chaos, my sleep-deprived friend!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that? I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.