Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep. Commentary:"Love is like trying to fall asleep during a thunderstorm – loud, unpredictable, and sometimes impossible to achieve 💤⛈️ Embrace the chaos, my sleep-deprived friend!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.