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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Commentary:
"Love is like trying to fall asleep during a thunderstorm – loud, unpredictable, and sometimes impossible to achieve 💤⛈️ Embrace the chaos, my sleep-deprived friend!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, asleep, exhaustion, fall, humor, i, joke, love, relationship, sleep on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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