Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep. Posted on9 hours ago9 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that? I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.