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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the fron…

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the fron…

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"Imagine the looks on the fish's faces as they see us approach… 'Oh look, here comes the two-eyed creature! Better swim away before it tries to give us a hug with its front-facing eyes!' 👀🐟😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, both, eyes, face, fish, front, humor, observation, perspective, think, weird on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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