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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.