Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.