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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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39 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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My love language is being sent money.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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