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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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46 shares on Snapchat this month:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Just landed via Instagram:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Going viral on Threads:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Going viral on X:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Spotted on X:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Making waves on TikTok:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Breaking via TikTok:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Going viral on WeChat:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Just shared via Instagram:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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