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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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Itโ€™s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyoneโ€™s ever said.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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They should list at least one alien โ€œas himselfโ€ in the Star Wars credits.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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"Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves ๐ŸŒŠ, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety ๐Ÿ™! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendshipGoals"



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