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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Going viral on Slack:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Going viral on Telegram:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Just landed via Slack:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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