257 Funny advice quotes

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! 🍪😂 Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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  "Remember, you hold the keys to your own sanity 🗝️ Keep those keys hidden like they're a winning lottery ticket to avoid craziness winding up in your passenger seat! 🚗😜"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  Commentary:
  Why waste your breath when silence can speak volumes? 🤐💬 Sometimes the best words are the ones left unspoken. Take a pause, let your silence do the talking! 🤫👀

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

  Commentary:
  Oh, please do enlighten me with your wisdom on how I should navigate this chaotic ride called life! 📝🤣 It's always good to have a self-appointed expert on hand!

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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  "Like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! 🙅‍♀️ If she's loyal, she's not gonna entertain your advances. You might as well try to teach a fish to ride a bicycle! 🐟🚲"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Don’t study, get slutty!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs textbooks when you've got sass and class? 😉 Remember, a little fun never hurt nobody! 📚💃 #StudyLessSlutMore"

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