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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Going bananas on Slack:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Just landed via WeChat:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Going viral on Slack:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Just landed via Telegram:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Trending via Twitch:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Trending via Threads:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Just landed via Messenger:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Live now on Twitch:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Just landed via Discord:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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