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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Breaking via X:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Just landed via Discord:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Breaking via Instagram:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Spotted on TikTok:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Making waves on Telegram:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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