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Trying to picture this "average" person, but I'm just getting Frankenstein vibes 🤔🧟♂️
Funny average quotes
Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.
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Living the ultimate "work, play, repeat" lifestyle, one level at a time! 🎮💼😂
Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.
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Looks like humans are bringing the average down, one failed CAPTCHA at a time! 🤖🔄🧠
I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.
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"Still riding the fine line between 'aged like fine wine' and 'aged like an interesting cheese.' 🍷🧀😄"
Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.
Commentary:
"Willem Dafoe must have supernatural powers to play in two Nosferatu movies while we mere mortals struggle to get cast in just one! 🦇🧛♂️ Looks like he's bitten off more than he can chew… literally! 🤣 #HollywoodVampires"
On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.
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"Looks like my talents are playing hide and seek, because they certainly aren't showing up in my daily routine! 🤔🕵️♂️ Maybe I'm secretly a master at procrastination and Netflix binging instead? 🤷♂️📺"
Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.
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"Feeling all smart and genius? 🤓 Universe: 'Hold my cosmic coffee, let me hit you with a CAPTCHA!' 🌌🤖 #HumblePieComingUp"
“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.
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Well, well, well… If reading 52 books a year is what it takes to become a CEO, sign me up! 📚💼 But let's be real, who has the time for all that reading when you're too busy running the show? 🤷♂️ Maybe we should all start aiming for that corner office so we can finally catch up on our reading goals too! 📈📖 #CEOgoals