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4 months ago
Share →: People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Commentary:
"Having people serenade you with Happy Birthday is like being stuck watching a never-ending commercial! 🎶🎂 But hey, at least you're the star of the show… for a moment. 😆"
4 months ago
Share →: My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone unlocked the secret superhero level of social awkwardness! 💥🦸‍♂️ But hey, turning embarrassing moments into great stories is definitely a talent too! 🤣🙈 #SuperheroOfAwkwardness"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Commentary:
"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Amateur Detective 👀🕵️‍♂️ 'Is that so?' – the classic clueless flirt maneuver! 🔍😂 Keep the mystery alive!"
5 months ago
Share →: Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Commentary:
"Staring into the abyss between meetings, contemplating the deep existential question: Should I refill my coffee cup or take a power nap? ☕😴 #JustAnotherDayInTheOffice"
5 months ago
Share →: Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Commentary:
"Oh, the mysteries of human desire! 🙈 Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity… 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that having fun could be so awkward? 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Commentary:
"Perhaps next time try using compliments instead of flames 🔥😜 It's a risky move, but hey, at least you're bringing the heat in one way or another! 🔥😏 #JustFlirting"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Commentary:
"Me to someone who can't hide their chaotic energy: 'My inner pattern detective is having a meltdown thanks to you 🕵️‍♂️🚨 Maybe we can find some balance between your chaos and my compulsive need for order?' 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Commentary:
"Introducing the master of memory lapses and forgetting names faster than a squirrel on caffeine! 🤷‍♂️💥 Say hello to the Forget-Me-Not King/Queen! 🤣👑 #NameGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Commentary:
Flirting: Level Expert 💁‍♂️
Flirting with someone you like: Suddenly forget how to human 🙈💔
Who knew swooning could come with a side of clumsiness… 😂✨