Commentary:
Just when you thought personal space was safe… enter the Close Talker Swatter! 🦟🚫👃😄
115 Funny awkwardness quotes
My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.
Commentary:
Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️
The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.
Commentary:
Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.
Commentary:
"Keeping my words in quarantine 😂🙊"
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.
Commentary:
"Smile? Yeah, working on that—just trying to convince my face that I'm not plotting world domination. 😐🔪😂"
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
Commentary:
"New conversation hack: Sock it to 'em! 🧦😂 They'll be speechless (and possibly sockless)!"
When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.
Commentary:
"When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦♂️"}
You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.
Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"
No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.
Commentary:
"Social drama: the sequel nobody asked for! 🍿🙅♂️ #BeenThereDoneThat"