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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Live now on Messenger:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Just shared via Reddit:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Making waves on Facebook:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Live now on X:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Going viral on Discord:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Share →: I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Shared recently on Slack:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Making waves on Snapchat:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Just landed via Twitch:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Making waves on Reddit:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Shared recently on Slack:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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