To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Commentary:
"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you've got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife"

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Commentary:
"Goodnight y'all, I'm off to catch some Z's! 🌙💤 And remember, keep the noise level at a respectable whisper…or not, I'll just dream of earplugs! 😂🛏️ #LightsOut"

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Commentary:
"Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Commentary:
"Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Commentary:
🤣💬 "Looks like someone's sliding into DMs while I'm warming the bedsheets! Maybe you should bring your own heated blanket next time! 😜🔥 #ChillInMyDMsWarmInMyBed"

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the symphony of raindrops – nature's lullaby for sleepy souls.🌧️💤 Truly an elite experience, unless you realize there's a leak in your roof! 😉🏠 #RainyDayDelights

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Commentary:
Relationship status: Committed to my bed, where cuddles are always available and no drama in sight. 💕😴 #BedIsBae

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Commentary:
"Who needs to conquer the world when you can conquer the comfort of your bed instead? 💪😴 Ending the year with a power nap – now that's the real flex! 🛌💤 #BedBoss"