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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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