Commentary:
Why does my bed have to play hard to get right when I have to get up? It knows I have commitment issues! ๐ด๐๐
194 Funny bed quotes
It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.
First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.
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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.
Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.
How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.
