Funny quotes bed

108 Funny bed quotes

Funny bed quotes are the perfect way to celebrate our favorite place of rest, relaxation, and sometimes, procrastination! 😄🛏️ Whether you’re a nap enthusiast or a serial snoozer, these hilarious sayings will have you chuckling as you snuggle under the covers. Sweet dreams—or maybe just a little more time scrolling in bed! 😴🛌

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

5 days ago

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

1 month ago

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

1 month ago

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

1 month ago

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

1 month ago

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

1 month ago

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

1 month ago

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

1 month ago

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

1 month ago

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

1 month ago

I like my bed more than I like most people.

1 month ago

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

1 month ago

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

1 month ago

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

2 months ago

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

2 months ago

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

2 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

2 months ago

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

3 months ago

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

3 months ago