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"Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"
129 Funny bed quotes
Funny bed quotes are the perfect way to celebrate our favorite place of rest, relaxation, and sometimes, procrastination! 😄🛏️ Whether you’re a nap enthusiast or a serial snoozer, these hilarious sayings will have you chuckling as you snuggle under the covers. Sweet dreams—or maybe just a little more time scrolling in bed! 😴🛌
Trending Funny Bed Quotes 🔥
- Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.
- In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”
- Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
- Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.
- I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.
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"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities" -
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"Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴" -
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"Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂" -
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"Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂" -
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When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂 -
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"Finally, a royal decree I can get behind… or rather, under the covers! 😂👑🛏️ #NobleNaps #RoyallyTuckedIn" -
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"Adulting level 9000: couch to bed marathon! 🛋️🏃♂️🛏️ #CouchPotatoOlympics" -
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"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂" -
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"Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals"
Top Funny Bed Quotes 🔥
- Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.
- Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.
- It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
- An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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These funny bed quotes are perfect for anyone who needs a good laugh. 🤣 Don’t forget to share your favorite ones with friends — because everything is better with a smile! 😄
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