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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.
The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.
At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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1 month ago
Share →: Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Commentary:
"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"
1 month ago
Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Commentary:
"Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Commentary:
"Right?! At this point, I'm just waiting for my cat to start giving me life advice. 🦜😲😸"
2 months ago
Share →: The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Commentary:
"Single men’s diet: the only food pyramid that’s actually a pile of pizza boxes! 🍕🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Commentary:
"Just doing a quality check! 🕵️‍♂️😂 #SelfLove"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Commentary:
Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦‍♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈
2 months ago
Share →: If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Commentary:
🔑🏠 "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? 🤷‍♂️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨
3 months ago
Share →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Commentary:
"Watch out, we've got some online detox wizards over here! 🧙‍♂️ Turning off the screens and suddenly they're dropping wisdom like they've graduated from the University of Adulting 101. 😂 Who knew the 'unfollow' button had all the answers? 🤔 #MaturityLevelUp"