118 Funny behavior quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

  Commentary:
  Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

  Commentary:
  An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

  Commentary:
  Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃‍♂️🐈‍⬛😹

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  Who knew my annoying superpower would have such an affordable price tag? 💸😄🌐

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

  Commentary:
  "Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my bad! Turns out my 'goodnight' had a snooze button! 😴🔄🤣"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just the weird echo chamber 😂🔄 #InGoodCompany"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the professional benchwarmers of life! 🛋️🙄 Why do when you can discuss?"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, my kitchen's very own escape room challenge! 🥔🔐😂"

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