19 Funny blood quotes

Funny blood quotes add a dash of humor to the often serious topic of health and medical quirks! 🩸😂 Whether it’s witty remarks about the trials of donating blood or amusing takes on vampire lore, these quotes provide a light-hearted perspective. Embrace the funny side of blood-related moments and enjoy a chuckle! 😄🩺

4 weeks ago
View →: Does your blood pump that way just for me?
3 months ago
View →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
4 months ago
View →: You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.
4 months ago
View →: When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.
5 months ago
View →: Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.
5 months ago
View →: Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.
5 months ago
View →: Donating blood today to make room for more food.
5 months ago
View →: At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.
5 months ago
View →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
5 months ago
View →: I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.
5 months ago
View →: Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.
5 months ago
View →: I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.
5 months ago
View →: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
5 months ago
View →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
5 months ago
View →: Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.
5 months ago
View →: Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.
5 months ago
View →: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?
5 months ago
View →: Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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