141 Funny body quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the talent of being able to hit all the wrong nerves with surgical precision! It's like listening to a symphony of frustration played by a maestro of annoyance. Bravo, dear irritants, bravo!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

  Commentary:
  "I have a feeling my body is staging a protest against these early mornings – I mean, who can blame it? If I had the choice, I'd choose my cozy bed over adulting any day!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

  Commentary:
  "If only biscuits had the power to sculpt abs and provide essential nutrients, we’d all be lining up for the biscuit diet plan faster than you can say 'pass the butter'. But alas, the struggle for a beach-ready body continues, while we console ourselves with the knowledge that at least biscuits will always be here for us in our times of need (and cravings)."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that your backyard burial could also double as a botanical sanctuary? Remember, nothing protects your secrets quite like an endangered species—just don't forget to water the evidence! Stay tuned for more quirky gardening advice and unconventional life hacks!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's muffin top decided to level up and go all out for the celebration! Who needs a small treat when you can have the whole cake, right? Time to celebrate every inch of that delicious birthday cake body!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those laid-back denim enthusiasts 👖🏡 They might have a secret garden of buried surprises in their backyard! Keep calm and carry on, just steer clear of their eclectic fashion choices 😉🌳 #FashionablyDevious"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'nap position' – a state of perpetual relaxation 🛌 Sounds like your body just refuses to commit to any form of fitness! It's all about that elastic band life, stretching out and bouncing back 🔄💪 Maybe your body's secretly training for the Olympics in napping… Gold medal dreams in snoozing, coming right up! 🥇😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"

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