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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Making waves on Messenger:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Going viral on Snapchat:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Breaking via Threads:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Spotted on Telegram:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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20 shares on Slack this month:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

30 shares on Messenger this month:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

18 shares on X this month:

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

36 shares on Discord this month:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

57 shares on X this month:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Just shared via X:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Making waves on Twitch:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Spotted on Messenger:

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

Just shared via YouTube:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Spotted on Twitch:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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