78 Funny buy quotes

• I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

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  7 days ago

  blackout, buy, candle, candles, exaggeration, humor, i, preparation, shopping, Victorian

• I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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  1 week ago

  16, buy, coin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, i, investment, just, later, meme, meme coin, money, profit, sell, thinking, trading, weeks, wishful, wishful thinking, worth

• I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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  1 week ago

  account, adulting, age, bank, bank account, being, buy, Christmas, family, family gift, feel, finance, gift, gifts, hate, holiday, holiday shopping, humor, i, money, obligation, shopping, support, where, whole

• Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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  1 week ago

  anyone, bottle, buy, condiment, enough, expectancy, humor, life, life expectancy, lived, longevity, sauce, second, worcestershire, Worcestershire sauce

• It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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  1 week ago

  buy, buying, buying decision, decision, humor, i, Labubu, least, reflection, tough, tough year, year

• It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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  1 week ago

  12, book, book lover, bookshelf, buy, days, Funny, humor, lover, procrastination, read, reading, sometimes, time

• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  1 week ago

  appear, best, buy, finding, humor, irony, item, learned, lesson, life, life lesson, lost, lost item, problem, problem-solving, replacement, solving, something, spontaneous

• Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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  1 week ago

  buy, buyer, chair, chairs, coming, concern, Facebook, Facebook Marketplace, humor, i, marketplace, me, murder, online, online shopping, over, safety, safety concern, sale, shopping, someone

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  1 week ago

  bros., buy, buyout, cash, corporate, corporate buyout, enough, entertainment, family, irony, mom, Netflix, password, password sharing, passwords, poor, service, shared, sharing, streaming, streaming service, warner, Warner Bros.

• ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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  1 week ago

  2, ADHD, again, appliance, blender, buy, day, even, ever, every, forgetfulness, habit, humor, kitchen, kitchen appliance, never, routine, smoothie, weeks

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