The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for. Posted on2 hours ago
My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun. Posted on7 hours ago
Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts? Posted on8 hours ago
Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Posted on9 hours ago
If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house. Posted on14 hours ago
“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day. Posted on1 day ago
I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Posted on2 days ago
Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle. Posted on3 days ago
Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. Posted on3 days ago