Funny quotes buy

40 Funny buy quotes

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

2 weeks ago

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

2 weeks ago

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

1 month ago

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

1 month ago

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

1 month ago

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

3 months ago

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

3 months ago

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

3 months ago

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

3 months ago

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

3 months ago

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

3 months ago

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

3 months ago

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

3 months ago

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

3 months ago

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

3 months ago

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

3 months ago

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

3 months ago

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

3 months ago

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

3 months ago

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

3 months ago