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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.
We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.
Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?
I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.
An electric car is just another electric chair.

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2 months ago
Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"
2 months ago
Share →: I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Commentary:
"I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
2 months ago
Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Commentary:
"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"
3 months ago
Share →: The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Commentary:
"Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! 😆 #LifeGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your morning commute? ☕🚗 Give it a try and watch the waves come pouring in! Just remember to drive safely and avoid any suspicious looks from passing drivers. 😄"
3 months ago
Share →: Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' 🚗😂 Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Commentary:
"When you're hungry and anti-social at the same time 🚗🍽️ Don't worry, I'll pass on the family drama and just stick to eating in peace!"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"
3 months ago
Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of the pre-power windows era – a common battle cry of 'back in my day' warriors. But hey, at least it built some serious forearm strength while giving the fingertips a workout! Don't ya just feel the nostalgia creeping in?"
3 months ago
Share →: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅"