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Embracing adulthood one tearful karaoke session at a time! 🚗🎤😭
159 Funny car quotes
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”
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When you realize the GPS is set to "adventure mode" 😂🗺️🤦♂️
I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.
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🔥 When the car's as stunning as the driver… it’s a double-take kinda day! 😎🚗
Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.
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Talk about car-ma! Sure hope he has GPS to navigate through the tears 😂🚗💔
I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.
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Oops, my brights turned off but the Cybertruck's spaceship headlights kept me in the spotlight! 🤷♂️✨🛸
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.
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Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! 🐴☕️😂
Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.
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Mustangs traded their roar for a gentle neigh 😂🏎️➡️🐴
I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.
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Sounds like you hit all the high notes when no one's around! 🚗🚿🎤