Funny carpet quotes

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I'm really disappointed in you.

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025