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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Freshly posted on Slack:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Going viral on Telegram:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Reported on YouTube:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Spreading quickly via X:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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Trending via WeChat:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Making waves on Reddit:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Just shared via Slack:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Just shared via Slack:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Seen just now on Discord:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Going viral on Instagram:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Just landed via X:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Seen just now on Discord:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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