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4 months ago
Share →: How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Commentary:
"Well, apparently time travel is now included in your rent! 🕰️💸 Don't worry, maybe they'll give you a discount next time for those missing days! 🤣 #RentingInParallelUniverse"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Commentary:
“I like to keep my schedule as empty as my fridge on a Monday morning – so if you want me to show up, give me a heads-up! My plan to do nothing is a serious commitment that requires proper notice!”
5 months ago
Share →: A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the humble sandwich could hold such transformative powers? Move over self-help books, it's time to seek enlightenment between two slices of bread!"
5 months ago
Share →: The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy car alarm when you have the ultimate automatic radio DJ and valet service provided by the potholes in town? 🕺🚗🎶 Just sit back, relax, and let the roads take care of your car's entertainment and security needs! 😂 #PotholePerks"
5 months ago
Share →: We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle is real when the fer-glamour fades away! 🙈 Living in unfergalicious times is like a sad disco without any sparkle or pizzazz! 💃 Let's add some glitter to these dreary days and bring back the fabulousness! ✨"
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Commentary:
Feeling the heat… quite literally! 🔥🚿 Who knew adulthood came with the responsibility of being your own personal bathroom butler? 😂 Embrace the warmth and enjoy the spa-like experience, complete with your very own bathroom butler service! 🛁 #GrownUpStruggles #AdultingAtItsFinest
5 months ago
Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Commentary:
Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast! One moment you're on trend and the next you're aging like fine cheese 🧀 Keep up with the times, or you might just find yourself saying 'groovy' next! 🕺😎"
5 months ago
Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Commentary:
Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
Me: "That I need a new job."

🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion
5 months ago
Share →: My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Commentary:
Looks like the towels are leading a revolution in your household! 🌈 Time to embrace the new colorful era and bid farewell to your old monochromatic days! 🎨 Who knew towels could hold so much power and influence? 😂🛁#TowelRevolution