Commentary:
I guess the universal translator didn't get the memo to translate my cat's meows into English 😹🌐✨
191 Funny change quotes
I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.
Commentary:
Sounds like a new self-care trend: "The Big Apple Misery Detox" 🍏😅🗽
Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.
Commentary:
Guess I'm stuck with current me as my sidekick on this hero's journey! 🦸♂️💪🤣
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
Commentary:
"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.
Commentary:
Proof that the ultimate form of self-care is channeling your inner Sandler slob chic 😂🩳👕
Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.
Commentary:
Who knew Frank was such a buzzkill? Let's be William with extra zest! 😄🤔🤪
Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.
Commentary:
Trying to drop my comedy masterpiece before it gets buried in GIFs 😂🤣🎤
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
Commentary:
Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
Puberty was a hair-raising experience.
Commentary:
Puberty: the awkward magic trick where you suddenly grow a mustache… and you're a girl! 😂🧙♀️✨
You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.
Commentary:
When rearranging the grocery store becomes a personal attack. I'm not ready for this level of adulting! 🛒😤