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Who knew Frank was such a buzzkill? Let's be William with extra zest! 😄🤔🤪
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Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.
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Trying to drop my comedy masterpiece before it gets buried in GIFs 😂🤣🎤
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
Puberty was a hair-raising experience.
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Puberty: the awkward magic trick where you suddenly grow a mustache… and you're a girl! 😂🧙♀️✨
You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.
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When rearranging the grocery store becomes a personal attack. I'm not ready for this level of adulting! 🛒😤
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
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Counting sheep and doing nothing takes planning! 🐑📅 Let me pencil that in! 😆
The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.
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Looks like we're all slacking on our ocean-draining duties 😂🌊🚰
I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.
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I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞
Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.
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Forest of Financial Surprises 🌳💸 Who knew shopping could be this adventurous?
One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.
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When did I go from wild nights to wild nights of spotless carpets? 🧹🤣