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Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

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15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Trending via Messenger:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Trending via Facebook:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Trending via Reddit:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Trending via Telegram:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

78 shares on Slack this month:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

47 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,630

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Just landed via Telegram:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Spotted on WeChat:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Just landed via Twitch:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Spotted on Reddit:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Going viral on Slack:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Just shared via Twitch:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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