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Funny Chinese quotes

Funny Chinese quotes bring a splash of wit and wisdom from the East with a twist of humor πŸ˜‚πŸ‰ Whether you need a clever pick-me-up or a lighthearted laugh, these gems mix ancient insights with modern fun πŸŽ‰πŸ“œ Get ready to smile, ponder, and maybe even share some laughs with friends πŸ₯’πŸ˜„ Dive into the world where tradition meets cheeky charm!

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Math is like Chinese to me.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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