12 Funny Chinese quotes

• Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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  3 days ago

  accent, Chinese, Chinese accent, cracking, funny prayer, God, humor, laughter, prayer, praying

• Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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  4 weeks ago

  Chinese, Chinese takeout, depressing, eating, expectation, expectation vs reality, food, good, humor, movie, never, reality, takeout, vs

• I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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  1 month ago

  alive, Chinese, Chinese food, commercial, food, humor, i, life, once, seen

• Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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  1 month ago

  ancient, better, Chinese, Chinese philosopher, following, fuk, Fuk Yu, humor, i, improvement, joke, life, life improvement, much, philosopher, philosophy, wisdom, yu

• Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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  1 month ago

  Chinese, Chinese government, energy, every, government, humor, me, morning, power, ray, sarcasm, sleepy, sleepy ray, turned, wakefulness

• There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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  1 month ago

  ancient, Chinese, confusion, famous, humor, i, idea, language, proverb

• Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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  1 month ago

  bonsai, bonsai tree, broccoli, challenge, Chinese, Chinese restaurant, chop, dining, dining experience, dishes, eating, eating challenge, experience, feel, fit, food, food joke, humor, i, joke, mouth, restaurant, restaurants, tree, trying

• The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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  1 month ago

  Adam, apple, Chinese, culture, different, eve, food, history, humor, irony, left, snake

• Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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  1 month ago

  art, book, Chinese, comedy, humor, philosopher, pun, recommendation, silence

• Math is like Chinese to me.

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  2 months ago

  Chinese, confusion, education, humor, language, math, me, perception

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