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Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Spreading quickly via X:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Live now on Messenger:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Going viral on Reddit:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Spotted on YouTube:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Trending via Twitch:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Spotted on Twitch:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Making waves on Telegram:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Seen just now on X:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Just landed via TikTok:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Live now on Instagram:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Trending via Twitch:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Reported on Threads:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Just shared via Reddit:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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