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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Making waves on Pinterest:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Spotted on Twitch:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Trending via Slack:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Trending via Messenger:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Just landed via Reddit:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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104 shares on Discord this month.

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94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

32 shares on Threads this month:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

27 shares on X this month:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

52 shares on Threads this month:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

37 shares on X this month:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

10 shares on Slack this month:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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Going viral on TikTok:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Just landed via Facebook:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Breaking via Telegram:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Shared recently on Threads:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Trending via Threads:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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