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6 months ago
Share →: I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, the infamous 'Keep me signed in' button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It's like they're saying, 'Sure, we'll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!' 😂 It's the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?
6 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's having a 'case of the Mondays'! 🤷‍♂️🖥️ Don't worry, I'm pretty sure the password is 'password123' and as for your job… just press random buttons and hope for the best! 😂 #MondayStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of family computing – where sibling squabbles and parental patience were put to the test over who got to use the PC next! 💻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It was a time when we learned the art of negotiation and compromise, all while navigating the treacherous waters of dial-up internet. Good times, good times! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FamilyTechWars
6 months ago
Share →: Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Commentary:
"Watching someone else navigate the computer like it's a jungle gym instead of a straight path is a true test of patience and a delicate dance of self-restraint… 🙈💻 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? 😂 #TechStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Commentary:
Ah, the circle of tech life: from fixing your parents' computer to becoming the family IT guru for your kids. 🔄💻 It's like a never-ending cycle of "turn it off and on again" wisdom being passed down through the ages. Maybe we are the chosen ones who hold the elusive secrets of computer sorcery! 🔮🧙‍♂️ Just call us the Digital Wizards of the modern era! ✨🧙‍♀️
6 months ago
Share →: Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Commentary:
Oh, how the turntables have tabled! 🖥️💔 Who would've thought Plankton was actually ahead of his time in the dating game? 🤣 Maybe we should reevaluate who the real relationship guru is in Bikini Bottom! 😉🦑 #PlanktonKnowsBest
6 months ago
Share →: It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of playing against a computer in Scrabble! 🧠💻 It's like a silent battle of wits where victory feels hollow without the satisfaction of seeing your opponent fume in defeat. Maybe we should program a victory dance emoji for the computer to use when it beats us. 💃🏼🕺🏻 In the meantime, let's keep that competitive spirit alive, even if our opponent lacks the flair for dramatics. 😜🏆
6 months ago
Share →: I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Commentary:
Ah, the nostalgic symphony of screeching modems echoing through the night! 🎶📠 Perhaps those shrieks were just the internet's way of trying to get our attention all along – a digital cry for help in disguise! 😂🌐 Let's take a moment to appreciate the good old days when connecting online was a true adventure filled with unexpected sounds and suspenseful waiting game. Let's just hope our devices don't start screaming for attention in the near future…
6 months ago
Share →: An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Commentary:
"Imagine getting an email so annoying that you consider throwing your computer out the window and chasing after the delivery truck like your life depends on it! 📧🤯 Maybe next time we can customize the 'return to sender' option to include the computer too! 💻😂"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Commentary:
"Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let's face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals"