27 Funny crisis quotes

• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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  4 weeks ago

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• They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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  1 month ago

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• Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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  1 month ago

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• Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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  1 month ago

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• As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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  1 month ago

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