Funny quotes crisis

19 Funny crisis quotes

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

1 month ago

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

1 month ago

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

2 months ago

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

2 months ago

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

3 months ago

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

3 months ago

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

3 months ago

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

3 months ago

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

3 months ago

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

3 months ago

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

3 months ago

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

3 months ago

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

3 months ago

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

3 months ago

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

3 months ago

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

3 months ago

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

3 months ago

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

3 months ago