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24 Funny crisis quotes

Funny crisis quotes bring a splash of humor 🌈 to life’s toughest moments πŸ˜…, turning stress into laughs πŸ˜‚ and chaos into comedy 🎭. When everything seems to be falling apart, a witty line can lighten the mood and remind us to keep smiling 😎. Ready to tackle trouble with a grin? Let these hilarious gems brighten your day and make every crisis a little less serious! πŸ’₯🀣

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Posted on6 months ago

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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