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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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Just landed via Discord:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Trending via LinkedIn:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Trending via WeChat:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Shared recently on Slack:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Just shared via Slack:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Going viral on Slack:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Going viral on X:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Shared recently on X:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Going viral on Telegram:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Spotted on Threads:

My love language is being sent money.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Seen just now on Discord:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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