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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Reported on Snapchat:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Going viral on Reddit:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Just landed via Facebook:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Going viral on Facebook:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Spotted on X:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Freshly posted on X:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Trending via Messenger:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Going viral on X:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Breaking via YouTube:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Trending via Twitch:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Going viral on Threads:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Just landed via Messenger:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Going viral on Messenger:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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