29 Funny dining quotes — Wordgag ツ

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

2 months ago2 months ago

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

3 months ago3 months ago

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

3 months ago3 months ago

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

3 months ago3 months ago

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

3 months ago3 months ago

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

4 months ago4 months ago

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Mar 18, 2025

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Mar 18, 2025

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Feb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Jan 28, 2025

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Jan 28, 2025

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Jan 27, 2025

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Jan 27, 2025

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Jan 27, 2025

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Jan 26, 2025

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Jan 25, 2025