25 Funny dining quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

  Commentary:
  Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

  Commentary:
  This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

  Commentary:
  Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

  Commentary:
  When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

  Commentary:
  When your pronunciation is as confused as your choice of fork 🍴😅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 'we' when you've got 'food' all to yourself? 😏🍽️ It's every munch for themselves at the dinner table!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

  Commentary:
  "Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. 🤔🍴 'Is this a restaurant or a customer service training center?' 😂👩‍🍳 #ServiceSoGoodItWasActuallyConfusing"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simple joys of life summed up perfectly! 🍹🍹 Who needs profound existential questions when you can have two cocktails and a good meal?! 🍴😄 #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a gnocchi-up! 🍝 It seems like their dinner plans were doomed from the start – who knew a little potato pasta could stir up such drama? 🥔💥 Looks like they'll have to agree to gnocchi-tiate before planning their next meal together! 😄 #FoodieFails #PastaProblems

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