20 Funny dining quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.
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  3 months ago

  View →: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?
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  5 months ago

  View →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
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  5 months ago

  View →: Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?
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  5 months ago

  View →: My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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