30 Funny dining quotes

• It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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  desk, dining, eating, front, fun, getting, hamburger, humor, i, indulgence, just, love, luxury, mirror, restaurant, room, room service, service, solo, solo dining

• I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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  2 months ago

  appetite, cravings, dining, eat, food, humor, i, love, menu, reading, stuff, want

• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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  2 months ago

  able, casual, casual dining, dining, dog, dogs, face, fast, fast food, food, hot, hot dog, humor, joke, McDonald’s, order, restaurant, satire, sold, straight, tell, wordplay

• I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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  2 months ago

  business, dining, dislike, food, humor, i, joke, mixing, pizza, pleasure, preference, vegetables

• You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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  2 months ago

  dining, fancy, fancy restaurant, food, humor, know, menu, name, point, pronounce, pronunciation, restaurant, restaurant humor, want

• Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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  2 months ago

  carefully, casual, casual dining, choice, dining, fast, fast food, food, food humor, food joke, humor, joke, McRib, pairing, quirky, quirky choice, wine, wine pairing

• There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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  2 months ago

  dining, food, humor, love, relationship, selfishness

• Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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  2 months ago

  confuse, dining, good, humor, irony, manager, restaurant, service, today

• The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cocktails, dining, dinner, enjoyment, food, fun, fun activity, getting, going, good, leisure, life, point, restaurant

• The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, conversation, date, dining, disagreement, food, gnocchi, humor, moment, over, pronounce, pronunciation, relationship

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