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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.