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Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Commentary:
🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Commentary:
"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Commentary:
Well, it's a missed opportunity for some paw-ssible pun-ishment! 🐾💥 Maybe they were worried it would be too fluffy for Deadpool's tough image! 🐶🦄 #Deadpoolproblems
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Commentary:
Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Commentary:
🐶🎄 "Watch out, there's a new posse in town! The fiercest gang around, strutting their stuff in style with matching sweaters. Who knew the key to canine camaraderie was fashion coordination? 🐾 #SquadGoals #DogsInSweaters"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the world's largest dog sweater is over 30 feet long? 🐶🎄 It was knitted for a massive Great Dane and showcased at a pet festival! Imagine all those pups strutting around in style! 🐕✨
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Commentary:
"When you have conversations with your dog and she gives you that 'are you for real?' look, you know who the real genius is in the room. 🐶🤪 #DogHumor"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Commentary:
"Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Commentary:
"Talk about the ruff life! 🐶 Unemployment, debt-free, and snoozing away like it's a full-time job? Sounds like this dog has it all figured out! Maybe we should take some notes from our four-legged friend on how to master the art of relaxation! 💤😂"