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"Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! π¦πΈ Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! π #FinancialLessonsInDessert"
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- Thatβs me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.
- Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.
- Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.
- Parents be like βwhy arenβt you eating, donβt you like my food?β and after you eat a ton, theyβll say βyou look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.β
- My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said βThat would be like sitting in a field of french fries.β
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Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! πΆοΈπ₯ So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? ππ₯ -
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"Looks like someone's meal prep game is on point for the end of the world! Who needs a grocery store when you've got a basement buffet waiting? Bring on the apocalypse – this person's ready to feast like never before!"Fun Fact or Trivia:
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"Ah, the eternal cycle of kitchen woes: slaving away for hours to create a masterpiece, only for it to disappear in mere seconds, leaving behind a mountain of dishes that seems to reproduce on its own. It's like a twisted game of culinary whack-a-mole – just when you think you've conquered the kitchen, the dishes pop up again, laughing in the face of your clean plate aspirations." -
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Looks like they've found the perfect motivation to speed up dinner – a frozen treat waiting at the finish line! Who knew popsicles could be the ultimate dinner incentive? Just remember, brain freeze is a small price to pay for dessert efficiency! -
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π₯§ "I may not be a math genius, but give me a slice of Pi and watch me work my magic… in my stomach! π€£ Who needs equations when you have taste buds, am I right? π" -
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π "Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It's like your mouth is screaming 'feed me' while your dentist is saying 'not so fast, buddy!' π¦·π Don't worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!" -
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"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally ππ€¦ββοΈ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! ππ"
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- A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.
- Iβm not good at solving Pi, but Iβm really good at eating it.
- Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.
- My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
- SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.
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