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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go inβ€”no questions asked.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Breaking via Slack:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Just landed via Reddit:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Broadcasted on Discord:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° has bookmarked:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» has bookmarked:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Making waves on Slack:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Live now on Telegram:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Going viral on Snapchat:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Just shared via Reddit:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Trending via WeChat:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Spotted on Twitch:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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